Now, I like “cloudy” beers as much as the next guy. In fact, some of my favorite beer choices are so cloudy, light barely makes it through at all. And yet still, there is a limit. I like a beer with some substance, but not when that substance is swimming around. There is a distinct [...]

[A young woman hears a knock at her apartment door...] Woman:  “Who is it?” Voice at door:  “Candygram!” Woman:  “You’re not that sneaky land shark, are you?” Voice at door, after a pause:   “No ma’am, I’m just a beer that tastes like Corona.” Woman:  “Well, all right…    AAAGHHH!      You do taste just like Corona!” I’m [...]

In a move that has the stockholders in a tizzy, I’ve managed in this review to combine my heretofore unrelated themes of Nasty Malt Liquors and Imported Oddities.   Today, we consider a product of the Polish brewery Okocim, a brew they named “Mocne”, which I presume is Polish for “Malt Liquor” and not some [...]

UPDATE: This was hard to write it really was. But thanks to everyone for the witty retorts. Aprils Fools is so juvenile, but then…so are we. I was thirsty this morning, and couldn’t find any juice. It was awful. But what I did find was a shining light of happiness on an otherwise dreary morning. [...]

I am posting this review for bookkeeping sake, so it’ll be super short. The Abyss. They only make it once a year. I am okay with that.  4th best stout Ive ever had.

Last year, when I tried this beer, I was really amazed and how Blue Moon managed to blend in the flavor of pumpkin into a malty fall ale and have it actually taste really yummy. You can imagine my chagrin this year however, when I bought this brew expecting that early dose of autumn goodness. [...]

The Least Interesting Man in the World Drinks Bud Ice He lives in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio. He works in accounting for an insurance company that serves other accounting companies. His favorite restaurant is Applebee’s. He is, in short, the least interesting man in the world. And he drinks Budweiser Ice. Some facts about [...]