Rarely updated. Poorly written. On the subject of beer.

Category: Get it out of my body

Bison Organic IPA. Now with more wood.

Poor Bison. They have such a hard time making beer that I like. And this is no exception. Urged by my sense of treehuggery, I’ve been trying a swath of organic beer lately. And in this IPA’s case, organic means it tastes like wood. Likely due to the fact that it has to much malt, [...]

Ow my Mouth! Bayern Dragon’s Breath

My local beer swiller has a “bargain bin”. Sometimes, I find some real gems in there. Like the Mendecino Black Hawk Stout. Other times however, what I find there truly deserves its shelf location. I should have known better when I saw the full six pack sitting there, instead of the usual single bottles. I [...]

Schlitz Malt Liquor

Part 2 in my continuing series on Beers Whose Artwork Can Kick Your Ass. The giant blue bull flaring its nostrils at me from the 24-oz can of Schlitz I bought should have been a clue as to what this stuff would do to my stomach. Much like the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, [...]

Its amber colored. I guess it gets a point.

*Have you ever wondered why mormons don’t drink? This is why. Now I was warned about how pitiful the beers were in Utah my my brother in law. I had the chance to visit Zion this past week were it was a balmy 115 degrees everyday, and I figured that a nice pint might take [...]