Rarely updated. Poorly written. On the subject of beer.

Category: One Swish Sinker

Dogfish Head Festina Peche is the Wow! kind of yuck.

I’m not one to disparage hard working craft brewers (hahaha…ok), but I think we may have found a new contender for the worst beer I’ve ever tried. I want to give Sam, the boss of Dogfish Head, the benefit of the doubt, because I find his such an entertaining guy. Unfortunately, this stuff was way [...]

Hitachino Nest Espresso Stout. Coffee + Beer = Sink.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you poured cold coffee in beer? Well wonder no longer. Hitachino Nest has answered that question by brewing up their Espresso Stout. A “Japanese dark beer brewed with coffee beans”. A beer, best described as tasting like rancidity and sadness. Now, I’m no fan of [...]

Lost Coast Raspberry Brown – Fruit gone wrong.

Fruity beers can go one of two ways. An awesome brew of fruity flavor, ala Stumptown Tart, or a nasty, syrup tinged nightmare like Lost Coast Raspberry Brown. I mean this stuff is terrible. What would possess them to make something that tastes like Raspberry Syrup poured into Brown Ale is beyond me. I assume [...]

Blech … Jubelale 2008.

I’m not going to spend too much effort on this, other to say that the 2006 version of Jubelale was nasty. 2007 was gross as well. In this regard, the 2008 version does not disappoint. Just as cheek smashy, just as odd tasting, just as quickly down the sink. This year, even the wrapper was [...]

Rogue Chipotle Ale – Claro Que No!

“Who is more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?” -Benjamin Kenobi Juan de la Cueva may have been a loon. For some reason in 1575 he wrote about some dish that combined Jalapenos and ale. Crazy? Maybe. But the real fools in this instance are the guys at Rogue Brewery who decided [...]

Budweiser and Clamato — My Stomach Wants a Divorce

This has been a bad week for my stomach.  First, we went to the county fair, where I had — you better sit down for this — 1) a deep-fried twinkie, 2) deep-fried oreos, 3) deep-fried Spam, and best of all, 4) a deep-fried WHITE CASTLE BURGER.  I believe these are coincidentally the forms that [...]

All that’s foreign is not gold: Koshikari Echigo Beer

I present his here to you as a cautionary tale. Grandpa Goodness was in town, and we shared some of the yummy Hitachino Nest, both coming away with what we thought was a new appreciation for Japanese beer. Sadly, one day while I was away at the salt mines, Grandpa, flush from the success of [...]

Alaskan Winter Ale – Ow my tastebuds!

This beer made me so sad. Up to this point, Alaska Brewing had been batting 100, scoring with the Amber, Stout, and Summer. Endlessly long winters however, seem to have taken their toll on the brewmasters. This beer advertises itself as being brewed with spruce tips..which should be your first warning. When I think of [...]

Speakeasy Prohibition Ale

I really wanted to give this a “1″. But I figured I would be fair since I really don’t like beer that tastes like this. Sorta IPA meets bitter beer face . Ok never mind, it’s a 1. It was a real effort to keep my teeth from jumping out of my mouth the second [...]