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Simpler Times Beer — for when men were men, women were women, and beer was room-temperature

For Halloween this year at the office, a few of us got together and did the old Saturday Night Live skit “Da Bears”, except for “Da Chargers”.  You remember, the big fat stereotypical Chicago bears fans with mustaches and oversize sunglasses.  This gave us the great excuse to drink beer out of giant mugs during [...]

Lagunitas Censored Ale (aka The Kronic)

This review is going to be short. Real short, because sadly, Lagunitas Censored Ale is one of those forgettable beers. It’s not awesome and not terrible. Ale-y with a slight hoppy kick, but not too obnoxious. I suppose I could try and say something funny about the fact they had to censor its original name, [...]

My grass has never grown back. Bastards.

There has only been one other beer that has ever received “Never Again” status. That would be Blue Moon from Coors, and its really a Radiohead concert review post. Now the normal Arrogant Bastard is around 8% of pure skull-crushing madness. Once you get past the intial tastebuds-into-oblivion stage, you can really enjoy the bitterness [...]