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Category: technically malt licka’

Jeremiah Weed’s Spiked Cola — heartburn I say heartburn, son

I was trying to work up a Foghorn Leghorn impersonation to start this review of another “southern style” malt beverage from Jeremiah Weed, but I’m going to stop while I’m ahead.  This is their sister product to their Roadhouse Tea (which must be said in Peter Griffin’s voice:  “Roadhouse!”), and it occupies the same odd [...]

SkullSplitter

This is a beer whose artwork can Kick Your Ass, Burn Your Village, and Decimate Your Culture for Decades To Come (and will Later Become the Mascot for a Football Team). This beer’s artwork scoffs at the so-called “badass” artwork of Colt 45, King Cobra, and the like. This beer’s artwork eats Steel Reserve for [...]

Samichlaus (Merry Christmas! I’m drunk!)

Yikes! Whooo!!! As I write this, I’m about halfway through a bottle of Samichlaus, and I’m quite loopy — this beer is advertised as officially rated by the Guinness Book of Records as the strongest beer in the world, at 14% alcohol, more even than the malt liquors I’ve been reviewing. This is not a [...]