*Have you ever wondered why mormons don’t drink? This is why.

Now I was warned about how pitiful the beers were in Utah my my brother in law. I had the chance to visit Zion this past week were it was a balmy 115 degrees everyday, and I figured that a nice pint might take the edge of screaming kids and schweaty ballz. After plunking down my $5 at the Zion Pizza & Noodle Company I was ready to taste something better than the camp site water I had been drinking thus far. Shoulda stuck to the water.

Best way to describe this beer is by describing the taste:
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There is hope that there might be a better brew in Utah, but Im not gonna take a chance again. At least the camp site water was free.

Even their brewery dog thinks its crap.

* total generality. in fact if you are mormon I hope you drink. alot.